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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Google Map V3 - Show Locality Using Latitude and Longitude

Simple, Insert this code btw you Google Map Script


Google Map V3 - Get City, State, ZipCode from Latitude and Longitude

MAP SCRIPT


JSON Parser


Tuesday, November 24, 2015

PBX / EPBX Call control connect TCP with IP thru PHP Script

PHP Script to connect establish a TCP connection to a PBX device at a given IP address and port.

The class can send commands to send several types of commands. Currently it can:
- Call given numbers
- Making a conference call
- Transfer answered calls
- Redirect calls
- Mute or unmute a call
- Start, stop, pause and resume a recorded a call
- Hangup calls
- Etc..


PBX / EPBX Call Controller

Friday, November 20, 2015

Lock the Orientation to PORTRAIT mode - SOLVED

This has been big issue with many Mobile WebApps developer of locking ORIENTATION of screen to PORTRAIT.

W3C has come up with a temporary solution (for time being).

Check the below code.

Only tested on Android 4.1 & IT WORKED.

THATS IT!!!

Sorry Older Mobile Browsers like Safari & Opera Wont Work


Saturday, October 10, 2015

Authorize.NET --- FUCKED Payment Gateway by VISA

Real game is get Authorize.NET sample code working.

IN REALITY : THEY DONT WORK & dont fucking waste your time.

Sample This : If you stumbled upon an error & you post the error on Authorize.NET Forum to get some assistance from & this son-of-a-bitch shows up & offend you by
ASKING : WHAT CODE ARE YOU USING??? (I really wanted to say : "THE ONE I GOT ONE FROM YOUR MOTHER WHEN I WAS WITH HER on HER BED" - OFFENSIVE??? )
& HE REPLIES TO HIS OWN QUESTION - there is NOTHING SUCH REFERENCE TO ERRORS

FUNNY thing is this bastard RICHARD Admin @ Authorize.net community form poor motherfucker says there is SUCH no error??? either this mofo is blind or ILLITERATE BITCH





moreover I am FURIOUS, bcoz one of these bastard deleted my POSTING on Authorize.net FORUM.

Authorize.NET - Hate Story...

Guys here is why I as Developer Hate fucking Authorize.NET.

Simple..
  • NONE OF THIS SAMPLE CODES WORKS.
  • Logins dont work at all
    ----- Customer Support Blog Login - never works
    ----- you can not login into its FORUM (how the fuck we are suppose to post Bitches???)
    ----- NONE of its login systems are interconnected
  • Code Samples / Packages (Are Fucking Horrible)
    ----- they never tells you which one we should use
    ----- You stumbled upon one - IT WONT WORK (God Mother Knows why!!!)
    ----- Sandbox was out for almost 4 months (Customer Care Says, I can see that. It works, but it didnt) ----- Stumbled up on test Scripts (it worked on support page with Transaction Login ID & Key)
    ----- I copied and pasted to TEST --- I DID NOT WORK
    ----- Bcoz, Libraries not provided
    ----- I had to Google & Download them from GitHub.
    ----- GitHub??? thats fucking crazy man. You put Source Code on GitHub???
    ----- I dont see why CANT ANYBODY HACK into AUTHORIZE.NET. EVEN TODAY!!!
    ----- GREAT, I download all modules in accordance with ERROR (Yes!!! It's Oh Fuck!!! moment for me)
    ----- Precisely -> 13 modules patiently.
    ----- TA TA DA moment THUNDER BOLT STRUCK
    ----- Class not loaded: Doctrine\Instantiator\InstantiatorInterfaceCharge Credit Card ERROR : Invalid response
    ----- COULDN'T DECODE WHAT IT MEANS.
    ----- EVEN Github dont have a module called. "InstantiatorInterfaceCharge.php" or anything related to it.
    ----- Then I tried to search of "InstantiatorInterfaceCharge" Class in entire folder --- NO FUCK. IT DOES NOT EXISTS.
    ----- CALL CUSTOMER CARE (NO they work only btw 8.45 PM to 4.30 PM SHARPIE

  • Now CUSTOMER CARE
    ----- First of all, they dont give a shit to you...
    ----- you abuse them, politely they say DONT DO IT SIR.... (THEN HUNGUP ON YOUR FACE)
    ----- IF YOU repeat Abuse, they BLOCK YOUR NUMBER - YES THEY DO, DEAR...
    ----- for DEVELOPERS --- STANDARD ANSWER : Sorry Sir, I dont know what you talking about. Bcoz I am not a developer, send your coded to "developer@authorize.net" --- & --- mention BRIAN.
    ----- NO SURPRISE -- this BRIAN is a GHOST.

    I KNOW HOW IT FEELS

    Oh why the fuck they ask WHAT CODE ARE YOU USING???

    I really wanted to say : "ONE I GOT ONE FROM YOUR MOTHER on HER BED" - OFFENSIVE???

    FUNNY thing is this bastard RICHARD Admin @ Authorize.net community form poor motherfucker says there is SUCH no error??? either this mofo is blind or ILLITERATE BITCH


  • About Authorized.NET
    Was hacked by somebody & got away with huge amout & NEVER GET CAUGHT on 4th July 2004 (Yeh!!! Independence Day...)
  • CyberSource.com bought it later
  • Then VISA, yes your are right VISA Corp bought it. FUCKED!!!
  • Authorize.net is CHEAP SHIT infront of PAYPAL.
  • I DONT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PAYPAL TO DEVELOPERS. ONE CODE. YOUR ARE HOSTED

NOW YOU KNOW WHY I HATE AUTHORIZE.NET SO MUCH.



OH I FORGOT ONE MORE THING, YOU MUST KNOW...

AUTHORIZE.NET DEVELOPER CERTIFICATION PROGRAM
There is NOTHING AS SUCH & OUTSOURCED it to Elance.com - a parasite.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST --- AUTHORIZE.NET CUSTOMER CARE # ON GOOGLE QUICK SEARCH IS - 1.888.437.0481 (WITH SOME MARKETING COMPANY) #HAHAHAHA

FUCK AUTHORIZE.NET BOYZ...

DONT FUCKING WASTE YOU TIME....

Finally I persuaded my client to opt for PAYPAL!!! HURRAY...


Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Parse XML in PHP

XML Data to be parsed

Pagename : article.xml


PHP Code to Parse XML

Filename : show-xml-data.php


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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

How to Get Value of Dropdown - Javascript


Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Paypal Pending Review IPN - Sandbox or LIVE

Question :

I am using the PayPal IPN feature but I keep getting _POST[payment_status] = Pending when I make a test using the Sandbox. Because of that, I can't test the full purchase to make sure the whole process works properly.

Solution :

If you are using sandbox, open developer.paypal.com->Dashboard->Accounts->facilitator@yourhost.com->Profile->Settings. Set 'Payment review' to 'Off'

Paypal Payment Status Pending -- Paypal

Here is the problem:


User makes payment - ok

User returns to my website succesfully - ok

After a few seconds PayPal calls my website using IPN - ok

My class successfully validate incoming IPN data.

PayPal returns "payment_status: Pending"

I don't know why PayPal IPN calls back with the payment status of "pending"?

Does anyone know what I'm doing wrong?

Solution:


When you're logged into your test business account, manually navigate to:

Check Your Sandbox

You would normally be able to get there by going through your "My Business Setup" but currently it redirects to PayPal live (despite being in the sandbox).

Once you're on that page, change "Block payments sent to me in a currency I do not hold" to "No, accept them and convert them to ..."

Also, don't forget to confirm your business account using the PayPal Sandbox front-end and "Test Email" section of the API.


Media Screen CSS Template

CSS Media Screen Template


Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Upload Image to Website - Fantastic PHP script

This should do it:



$folder > Should be the absolute path to where you want to store your files. - If on Windows then something like: C:\Folder\Images\directory - If on Linux/Unix just as the one that's declared

$filep_name > Will be the image name you want to store in the DB

I wrote this script a long time ago, so you can notice it's written to make use of the enabled globals, to change it you know what you do, I've seen it in your code... ;)
Hope this works for you...

GoDaddy - TRUTH BEHIND - Search Engine Optimization Visibility Marketing

Seriously Guys...
This is Phony - Godaddy.com - Search Engine Optimization Visibility Marketing Package is a Fraud

Check Image

Search Engine Optimization Visibility Marketing Package is only to push GoDaddy's Website Builder

and Google has already Castrated GoDaddy Website Builder Longtime ago

Poor innocent SEO blind Website Owners falling for this GoDaddy Fraud

This package is also giving Zombieness to Developer and Support Staff as Customers wants it fixed according to GoDaddy's fucking SEO Rules.

Earlier we had that Mother Fucker W3C HTML Validator...

Now this... just dont encourage this trend. Please

Get Smartphone Screen Size in Auto Rotate Mode Javascript - Solved

This one is Classic Example of Getting SmartPhone Screen Size even in AutoRotate Mode using Plain Javascript


Paypal NVP IPN PHP - Source Code Script

Hey Guys...

This is 100% Working Script for Do DirectPayment NVP Sample Code



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Monday, June 22, 2015

Google AdSense --- Worlds Biggest Ponzy Scam

Guys Seriously, Adsense is World's Biggest Phoney Ponzy.

You dont want to be wasting time on it, if you want to try your luck.

Its deep shit. Only Google Makes Big Bucks & dont even gives you Middle Finger.

So Stay Away from it...
Its purely a DayLight Scam...

Friday, June 19, 2015

HTML Table TD Cellpadding - Not Working

Try this & it works

Saturday, June 6, 2015

MYSQLD takes too much memory (400MB) - Solved

This is outrageous when your MySQL takes over 400MB memory.

How to reduce???
Just add:


This will do the magic.

Mine is afta 464MB its running at 76MB.

Monday, June 1, 2015

Simple Captcha -- NO NONSENSE

This one is NO NONSENSE - Simple Captcha to secure your web forms from Spam.

I had this on many of my clients websites Simple Captcha
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PHP MySQL - Generate Daily Sales Reports

Sorry, I couldn't copy this wonderful --- PHP MySQL Script. Take a Look --- Generate Sales Report - MySQL PHP

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Remove Mobile jQuery theme off Dropdown

If you dont want Mobile jQuery theme on DropDown list just add

How to remove Mobile jQuery Adds # in URL


Just copy and paste the below code to your page footer.

content-wide advt