Authorize.NET - Hate Story...

Guys here is why I as Developer Hate fucking Authorize.NET.

Simple..

• NONE OF THIS SAMPLE CODES WORKS.
• Logins dont work at all
  ----- Customer Support Blog Login - never works
  ----- you can not login into its FORUM (how the fuck we are suppose to post Bitches???)
  ----- NONE of its login systems are interconnected
• Code Samples / Packages (Are Fucking Horrible)
  ----- they never tells you which one we should use
  ----- You stumbled upon one - IT WONT WORK (God Mother Knows why!!!)
  ----- Sandbox was out for almost 4 months (Customer Care Says, I can see that. It works, but it didnt) ----- Stumbled up on test Scripts (it worked on support page with Transaction Login ID & Key)
  ----- I copied and pasted to TEST --- I DID NOT WORK
  ----- Bcoz, Libraries not provided
  ----- I had to Google & Download them from GitHub.
  ----- GitHub??? thats fucking crazy man. You put Source Code on GitHub???
  ----- I dont see why CANT ANYBODY HACK into AUTHORIZE.NET. EVEN TODAY!!!
  ----- GREAT, I download all modules in accordance with ERROR (Yes!!! It's Oh Fuck!!! moment for me)
  ----- Precisely -> 13 modules patiently.
  ----- TA TA DA moment THUNDER BOLT STRUCK
  ----- Class not loaded: Doctrine\Instantiator\InstantiatorInterfaceCharge Credit Card ERROR : Invalid response
  ----- COULDN'T DECODE WHAT IT MEANS.
  ----- EVEN Github dont have a module called. "InstantiatorInterfaceCharge.php" or anything related to it.
  ----- Then I tried to search of "InstantiatorInterfaceCharge" Class in entire folder --- NO FUCK. IT DOES NOT EXISTS.
  ----- CALL CUSTOMER CARE (NO they work only btw 8.45 PM to 4.30 PM SHARPIE
  
  
• Now CUSTOMER CARE
  ----- First of all, they dont give a shit to you...
  ----- you abuse them, politely they say DONT DO IT SIR.... (THEN HUNGUP ON YOUR FACE)
  ----- IF YOU repeat Abuse, they BLOCK YOUR NUMBER - YES THEY DO, DEAR...
  ----- for DEVELOPERS --- STANDARD ANSWER : Sorry Sir, I dont know what you talking about. Bcoz I am not a developer, send your coded to "developer@authorize.net" --- & --- mention BRIAN.
  ----- NO SURPRISE -- this BRIAN is a GHOST.
  
  
  
  I KNOW HOW IT FEELS
  
  Oh why the fuck they ask WHAT CODE ARE YOU USING???
  
  I really wanted to say : "ONE I GOT ONE FROM YOUR MOTHER on HER BED" - OFFENSIVE???
  
  FUNNY thing is this bastard RICHARD Admin @ Authorize.net community form poor motherfucker says there is SUCH no error??? either this mofo is blind or ILLITERATE BITCH
  
  
  
  
  
• About Authorized.NET
  Was hacked by somebody & got away with huge amout & NEVER GET CAUGHT on 4th July 2004 (Yeh!!! Independence Day...)
• CyberSource.com bought it later
• Then VISA, yes your are right VISA Corp bought it. FUCKED!!!
• Authorize.net is CHEAP SHIT infront of PAYPAL.
• I DONT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PAYPAL TO DEVELOPERS. ONE CODE. YOUR ARE HOSTED

NOW YOU KNOW WHY I HATE AUTHORIZE.NET SO MUCH.

OH I FORGOT ONE MORE THING, YOU MUST KNOW...

AUTHORIZE.NET DEVELOPER CERTIFICATION PROGRAM
There is NOTHING AS SUCH & OUTSOURCED it to Elance.com - a parasite.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST --- AUTHORIZE.NET CUSTOMER CARE # ON GOOGLE QUICK SEARCH IS - 1.888.437.0481 (WITH SOME MARKETING COMPANY) #HAHAHAHA

FUCK AUTHORIZE.NET BOYZ...

DONT FUCKING WASTE YOU TIME....

Finally I persuaded my client to opt for PAYPAL!!! HURRAY...